fwd: Lie Detector Robot

LIE DETECTOR!
> >
> > John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
> gimmick.
> > His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
> > One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
> > It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
> >
> > It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,
> > Their 11 year old son, returned home from school.
> > Tommy was over 2 hours late.
> >
> > 'Where have you been?
> > Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.
> >
> > 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
> project,' said Tommy.
> >
> > The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
> > Knocking him completely out of his chair.
> >
> > 'Son,' said John,
> > 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after
> school.'
> >
> > 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.
> >
> > 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
> >
> > 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
> >
> > The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
> > Knocking him off his chair once more.
> >
> > With his lip quivering, Tommy got up,
> > Sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.
> > We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
> >
> > 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
> > 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'
> >
> > The robot then walked around to John
> > And delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
> >
> > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
> > 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!
> > You can't be too mad with Tommy.
> > After all, he is your son!'
> >
> > With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha
> > And knocked her out of her chair.